Mornings. Usually it’s all about alarms, coffee, and zombie-like stumbles to the shower, right? Well, fuck that (literally). Morning sex isn’t just the perfect excuse to take a nap; it’s a one-way ticket to starting your day like a damn champ. And when you do it right, it’s better than any espresso shot you can imagine.
Let’s talk about how to turn your sunrise party into a masterpiece that will have you beaming, grinning, and maybe even skipping breakfast because you’re satisfied.
Why morning sex is better than any coffee
Morning sex isn’t just about doing the dirty work before your morning meeting. It’s the most insane mood booster; the dopamine hits your brain what it craves and the cardio you didn’t know you needed. And let’s be honest: morning wood deserves some appreciation. This is how to start your day? Kiss from the chef.
But let’s not accept the boring, mediocre morning sex, because that just won’t cut it. If you want to start the fun, you better make it sweet.
5 Ways to Warm Up As You Wake Up
If you think morning sex is just a lazy, half-asleep affair… well, let’s just say you’re doing it wrong. With the right tools, like adult toys, you can transform your mornings into the kind of steamy escapades that stick in your mind all day long. Let’s break it down into five no-BS secrets to AM sex greatness.
1. Plan ahead, even if it’s spontaneous AF
Okay, I know “planning” sounds about as sexy as socks and sandals, but hear me out; this is not what you thought. Of course, this doesn’t mean you have to put it in your diary. Instead, it’s about setting the mood before you even hit the sheets the night before, honey. A little flirty build-up—texts, whispers, or maybe bringing your favorite vibe within reach—can make the morning feel less like a surprise and more like fate.
2. Get comfortable with lazy positions
Morning sex is the perfect excuse to embrace that cozy, half-asleep vibe. Stick to positions that don’t require a yoga class to perform. Think spooning, missionary (but with flair), or anything else that messes up the sheets and keeps the connection electric.
Pro tip: sex toys can turn even the laziest of positions into an OMG level experience, especially when you start getting your boo wet while they dream sweetly and see the best erotic dreams. Trust me, if you do it right when they wake up, they will be wet like never before.
3. Make the alarm clock your Wingman
If you wake up late and are stressed, good luck getting into the mood. Set that alarm 20-30 minutes earlier and make it worth it. Bonus points if you can wake your bae up with more than just a kiss. (Hint: hands, mouths, or, yes, those little ball vibrators, soft squeeze clamps, or whatever you fancy—go wild.)
4. Skip the fear of fresh breath
Morning breathing is never sexy, it’s the ultimate buzzkill. But if you don’t want to think about it too much, throw some mints or gum in your bedside table, and don’t waste these minutes carrying your sleepy body to the bath.
5. Finish strong – then stay in bed
You’ve done the deed and you’re glowing, your body is melting from within and your heart is beating. Don’t rush out the door yet. Take a few minutes to cuddle, laugh, or even catch round two. It’s not just about the sex; it’s about starting the day feeling connected, satisfied and completely in sync with your loved one. Moreover, if you start the day like this, the chance of ending it with some extras is much greater.
Let’s make the morning your favorite time of day
There you have it – your roadmap for taking morning sex from ‘meh’ to ‘HOLY SHT’. With a little intention, creativity, and the occasional help of some sexy toys (because why the heck not?), you can turn your morning into something worth waking up for, even before the alarm goes off.
So, are you ready to set that spice time, ditch the snooze button and redefine your mornings? Trust me, once you start, you’ll never look at breakfast the same way again.
