If you’re reading this while sitting on the toilet, then you need to get one of these bidet attachments. It’s okay. Thanksgiving is a tough time for plumbing, both literally and figuratively. But we really like these Tushy bidets and they are currently on sale for Black Friday at Amazon. If you’ve never used one, now is a good time to try one out. Once you do that, you will never go back to the old methods. And if you’ve had one for a while, it’s probably time to replace it. After all, it’s been hanging in your toilet the whole time. Finish your business and get a bathroom upgrade.
TUSHY Classic 3.0 non-electric bidet attachment $94 (was $125)
If you have a typical toilet with a standard seat, you should be able to install this bidet attachment all by yourself in less than 10 minutes. Once in place, it provides a soothing, cleansing flow of water to help you feel as fresh as possible. The improved nozzle allows you to direct the flow and control its strength, so you get exactly the same amount of water in exactly the right place. When it has finished its job, the nozzle cleans itself and retracts. It really is an elegant system. If you’re afraid it will be awkward, just imagine how awkward it is to sit around on Thanksgiving night and try to write about poop in a way that seems fun and light instead of gross and… well, mostly just gross.
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