We’ve come a long way since women threw themselves under racehorses and chained themselves to the fence to get votes.
Now women can do that too sleep with 1,000 people in a day, film it and post it on OnlyFans. Yes!
For the uninitiated, Bonnie Blue, above, and Lily Phillips slept with 1,057 men in 12 hours and 100 men in a day, respectively[/caption]
These grubby, pathetic, desperate little men lining up for stunts like Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips are mainstreaming degradation and turning women into commodities[/caption]
But for every Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips who “betray the sisterhood,” there are a thousand men who do even more of a disservice to the brotherhood.
After all, prostitution is the oldest profession in the world, so what these OnlyFans ‘content creators’ are doing is nothing new.
They just have higher production values and blue check marks (an Instagram mark, not an STD – although more on sexually transmitted diseases later).
But what these grimy, pathetic, desperate little men are doing is new.
It mainstreams relegation.
For the uninitiated, Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips slept with 1,057 men in 12 hours and 100 men in a day, respectively.
Others are reportedly planning similar stunts, draining the bleeding male viewers for all their worth.
Money, endorsement deals, fame and, in Bonnie’s case, a spot on Cat Deeley’s This Morning sofa await.
Much is made of the fact that these girls are beautiful, middle-class women – implying that only working-class girls are sleeping around.
Private school alumni, those with Nice accents, don’t do that.
Aside from the horrible classism, there is also a lot of misogyny that has poured over these two women.
Because of course the woman always gets the blame. Sure, what they’re doing is disgusting. Anyway, their bodies, their choices – and they earn a quarter of a million pounds a month from it. Maybe that’s feminism.
Death in the eye
So WHO are these men lining up to get a spot on a rented bedpost?
Who are the tragic wannabes who follow the girls on Instagram and TikTok and ‘like’ (and worse) every bikini shot?
Who are the tragic wannabes who follow the girls on Instagram and TikTok and “like” (and worse) every bikini shot?
Well, as Bonnie said on TikTok after her sexual marathon: “Thank you to all the barely legal, barely breathing and all the husbands.” She looked dead in the eyes, a classic trauma victim.
Imagine discovering that your husband, or brother, or father, was following one of these women and treacherously watching their every move.
(And that may well be: Bonnie and Lily have more than 800,000 willy-waving followers between them).
Last week my colleague, Bizarre Editor Ellie Henman, walked past the line of men lining up to play 40 seconds with Bonnie in her “1,000 Men in a Day Challenge.” It was 2 p.m.
Normal looking, if not necessarily aesthetically pleasing, guys getting ready to fuck a strange nanosecond after the penis has done its work for them.
For years, women have been ashamed of their bodies and sex. Where is the shame of these men – of those who willingly risk God knows what disease? A condom is not fail-safe.
And Bonnie didn’t have time for showers (or “gangbangs,” as she charmingly called them) between conjugal visits.
At a time when it’s easier to get an ID buying an energy drink than to watch porn, men need to take a long, hard look at themselves — and grow up
The crucial question, however, is what harm does this idea of a woman as a literal commodity do to young men?
At a time when there is discussion about the horrific Pakistani care gangs has resurfaced, the lens focused on male depravity like never before.
Yet here we are, years later, with all ages, races and sizes willing to humiliate women with their perverted fetishes. (Lily recently gave an interview in which she revealed that one man wanted her to stomp on him, and another, with a giant fetish, forced her to bring miniature toy men along for the ride.)
These men are not feminists. They can’t possibly love women much.
Yet some have daughters; they all had a mother once.
In a time when it is easier to get an ID, buy one energy drink more than watch porn, men need to take a long hard look at themselves – and grow up.
Spurs fan Emily Damari, pictured with her mother, earns guest of honor status at White Hart Lane after her heroic return from Hamas captivity[/caption]
IF my (useless) club, Tottenham Hotspur, has anything to do with it, they will celebrate the return of devoted Spurs supporter Emily Damari with something very special.
She should be made the guest of honor at an upcoming White Hart Lane game, with the red carpet rolled out for a young woman who has been through so much.
Like her mother, her release from the barbarians of Hamas last week brought most of north London together, with both Arsenal and Tottenham fans campaigning to cheer her homecoming during the derby.
The Spurs have had a lousy season. But someone else’s freedom means so much more.
Tom Hanks’ latest film, Here, has been panned for its unconvincing portrayal of a teenage Hanks[/caption]
Don’t worry, it looks like humanity is safe for a while yet.
Tom Hanks’ latest film Here – which uses AI to invert his and co-star Robin Wright’s characters – has been panned for its unconvincing performance by a teenage Hanks.
“An extraordinary mess,” wrote The Times film critic.
“Hanks looks absurd, with a rubbery digital face on top of a slow sixty-something body.”
It is also planned by acting unions and several stars, including Lisa Kudrow, as they take away roles from young, up-and-coming actors.
We humans are not all bad.
WHERE is the world going, huh? OnlyFans, Bonnie Blue, Pornhub, nudity and smut are slowly infiltrating every corner of society.
Now Percy Pig is busy.
The 33-year-old exhibitionist (he released his first bag of sweets in 1992) rocked up to an M&S with his wiener on full display.
The X-rated image from 2022 went viral on social media this week, with fans telling Percy to put it away and/or put on some underwear.
While sources close to the porkers tell me the small pink appendage was in fact just an unfortunate wardrobe malfunction (a twisted piece of tail fabric), nothing would surprise me these days.
IN his column in Saturday’s Sun, Jeremy Clarkson wrote about his new favorite TV series, Landman.
The most famous farmer in the world likes it because it feels great to wake up.
And it got me thinking.
The Traitors is another series that is rivetingly brilliant because it just gets on with the job.
There are no sob stories, no serious backstories and no labeling of participants.
We can guess, but we don’t know, who is gay, who is single and kisses everything that moves off camera, or who is struggling with their gender identity.
Because we don’t care.
And finally, a homegrown program is waking up to this fact.
Donald Trump loves celebrities, but the feeling isn’t mutual – the Village People, stars of the 1980s, were present at his inauguration[/caption]
DONALD TRUMP is a man who absolutely loves celebrity.
And a man that celebrities absolutely despise.
That The Village People, a band that hasn’t been active since 1980, headlined its inauguration yesterday tells you everything you need to know about its popularity among Los Angeles’ elite.
Instead of Beyonce, Taylor Swift, Zendaya, Brad Pitt and George Clooney, we had an assortment of mavericks like Hulk Hogan and Billy Ray Cyrus giving loud messages of support.
Tech billionaires Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos are also fans, largely because they recognize that Trump – another billionaire – will take care of his.
I met the president at a celebrity party in Las Vegas in 2012, attended by Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Mel B and Toni Braxton.
He was completely friendly and much more interested in talking about attractive women, under 35, than in men.
He enjoyed his then marginal status as a celebrity.
He may not be Madonna’s best friend, and Vanity Fair won’t be writing puff pieces anytime soon, but The Donald is – despite all his detractors – a man on a mission, and someone who gets things done.
That he reversed the ban on TikTok – a site beloved by ‘cool’ celebs and influencers in the United States – within hours of arriving current is one such example.
This move will restore the revenue and commercial power of these social media stars. . . but you won’t hear a peep from any of them acknowledging it.
Trump may be very uncool, but in reality he has the last laugh.
CONGRATULATIONS: You’ve survived Blue Monday – officially the most depressing day of the year – and not just because a hulking orange p***y-grabber is now the most powerful man in the world.
Things can only get better from this point.
Only there are 48 days left in January.
And February is even worse. Although, thankfully, shorter.
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